During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, “Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, “I’ve found a very secure place that I’m certain they won’t be found.”
The insistent heckler, then shouted, “And just where is that, dummy?”
The Donald smiled and said, “They are underneath Obama’s college records, his passport application, his immigration status to have received foreign student aid, his funding sources to pay for college, his Selective Service registration, and his Social Security Card showing a number from a dead man in Connecticut.”
“What’s your next question?”